dagny-hashtaggart:

I feel like the issue with these pregnancy announcements that keep getting made fun of is that they occupy exactly the wrong middle ground. We know where babies come from, you don’t need the goddamned winky face. Either say “we’re expecting” like a normal person, or at least fucking commit to it and announce “yeah he came inside me. He could come inside you if you wanted. Hell, you can come inside him. You and your two closest friends can fill up all three of my holes. You can fill up both of his, too. Hell, if you find a way to come in his urethra, bully for you, I sure as hell ain’t objecting. We got options baybee.”