{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "know the difference- it could save your life!", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/668502729515286528/", "html": "<p><a href=\"https://dabblingindissent.tumblr.com/post/668399178986274816/know-the-difference-it-could-save-your-life\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">dabblingindissent</a>:</p><blockquote><p><b>The Onion</b>- The Onion<br/></p><p><b>Reductress</b>- the onion for [cis]women</p><p>\n<b>The Hard Times</b>- the onion for \u201cpunks\u201d/\u201dgamers\u201d/trans women<br/></p><p><b>The Daily Mash</b>- the onion for brits</p><p><b>The Betoota Advocate</b>- the onion for aussies</p><p><b>The Beaverton</b>- the onion for canadians</p><p><b>The Waterford Whispers</b>- the potato<br/></p><p><b>McSweeney\u2019s</b>- the onion for liberal arts majors who want you to know they get the reference, but at least they got a TMBG song out of it<br/></p><p><b>The Toast</b>- do those links still work?<br/></p><p><b>The Borowitz Report</b>- the onion for \u201cpeople\u201d who think calling trump \u201ccheeto voldemort\u201d is incisive political commentary</p><p><b>The Babylon Bee</b>- the Landover Baptist Church if it was unironic and staffed by elon musk fanboys</p><p><b>The Landover Baptist Church</b>- holy fuck those links still work</p><p><b>Duffel Blog</b>- the onion for suicidal vets</p><p><b>Clickhole</b>- the onion for people who still play cards against humanity</p></blockquote>"}