know the difference- it could save your life!
The Onion- The Onion
Reductress- the onion for [cis]women
The Hard Times- the onion for “punks”/”gamers”/trans women
The Daily Mash- the onion for brits
The Betoota Advocate- the onion for aussies
The Beaverton- the onion for canadians
The Waterford Whispers- the potato
McSweeney’s- the onion for liberal arts majors who want you to know they get the reference, but at least they got a TMBG song out of it
The Toast- do those links still work?
The Borowitz Report- the onion for “people” who think calling trump “cheeto voldemort” is incisive political commentary
The Babylon Bee- the Landover Baptist Church if it was unironic and staffed by elon musk fanboys
The Landover Baptist Church- holy fuck those links still work
Duffel Blog- the onion for suicidal vets
Clickhole- the onion for people who still play cards against humanity