{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "I had a dream that the Tumblr staff said there was going to be a big update and we all started complaining but then the day of...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/668496450839347200/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://staff.tumblr.com/post/639581035272814592\" target=\"_blank\">staff</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/forklift-certified-icarus/639563243871993856\" target=\"_blank\">forklift-certified-icarus</a>:</p><blockquote><p>I had a dream that the Tumblr staff said there was going to be a big update and we all started complaining but then the day of the update came and everything looked the same and everyone started scrambling to find what changed and then someone posted a supernatural gif about the situation and was immediately and publicly executed and it turns out the update was \u201cif you mention Supernatural in the year of our lord 2021, we will kill you\u201d and then we were like \u201cthis is the only good update we\u2019ve ever gotten\u201d and then we just. continued sh*tposting </p></blockquote><div class=\"npf_row\"><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"362\" data-orig-width=\"896\"><img src=\"/media/5d03547e1a4f289657effd4fb68a2e5a25846c4b_878ce6c71fd5.png\" data-orig-height=\"362\" data-orig-width=\"896\" srcset=\"/media/2a576aa4b58b66428267f26af74fa1a0d352e7b4_ad3513b4c4b2.png 75w, /media/f5727239e7810aafe5863134c781f5ee00da3a41_a8a5b53a4039.png 100w, /media/45b2eeca43463fad95c9b0e7905f46ec2ebd517b_c2434b388afb.png 250w, /media/19c8f520a314f10d583200cdb40044a9b0837774_6f71a9ca6e26.png 400w, /media/74f0fac446b67404c59ac01cec2551c2f1968cfc_810899e02142.png 500w, /media/28e7b877813ceeb981fd525b6cee6db99c0a568e_09baaa263f0a.png 540w, /media/5d03547e1a4f289657effd4fb68a2e5a25846c4b_878ce6c71fd5.png 640w, /media/6aa1fc65258b6e518956dfedd72c08472b575518_40b030ccba24.png 896w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 896px) 100vw, 896px\"/></figure></div></blockquote>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/5d03547e1a4f289657effd4fb68a2e5a25846c4b_878ce6c71fd5.png", "thumbnail_width": 640, "thumbnail_height": 259}