{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Interesting side effect of bisexuality that I'm now a more enthusiastic wingman, because even if it's too abstract to give me a...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/668449194886004736/", "html": "<p>Interesting side effect of bisexuality that I&rsquo;m now a more enthusiastic <i>wingman</i>, because even if it&rsquo;s too abstract to give me a boner it&rsquo;s fundamentally satisfying to use my charm to bring about male sexual pleasure</p><p>I suppose all along if I had a female friend whose sexual satisfaction I appreciated who needed my help getting laid I just woulda fucked her myself</p>"}