{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Me: *seeing a doctor* Did the test come back positive? \nDoctor: *has a doctorate in English Lit* I\u2019m sorry, it\u2019s a little more...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/668356626941722624/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/headspace-hotel/649659538607341568\" target=\"_blank\">headspace-hotel</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Me: *seeing a doctor* Did the test come back positive? </p><p>Doctor: *has a doctorate in English Lit* I\u2019m sorry, it\u2019s a little more challenging than we thought. We analyzed your imagery, and it appears that you symbolize the fleeting nature of the American dream </p><p>Me: oh god </p></blockquote>"}