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WTF are those obelisks on the right?\u2026

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Tasty obelisk fries..

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\u201cIt\u2019s digestible\u201d has got to be the laziest goal I\u2019ve ever seen achieved by a food product.

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\u201cIt\u2019s digestible\u201d

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\u201cIt\u2019s digestible\u201d is pertinent!! Okay, for those of you who haven\u2019t researched Crisco for writing fic about gay sex in the mid-late 60s:

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The first-edition of\u00a0The Joy of Gay Sex, published in 1977, declared, \u201cVegetable shortening may be the best lubricant, since it is not only greasy but also digestible\u201d[4]\u00a0Such a statement perhaps gives new meaning to the companies boastful declarations that \u201cIts digestible\u201d and \u201cCrisco has been making life in the kitchen more delicious for years.\u201d\u00a0 Similarly, in the 1978 sex manual\u00a0The Advocate Guide to Gay Health, Crisco even earned an entry in the book\u2019s index.\u00a0 Discussions of the shortening\u2019s use as an anal lubricant indicate its popularity, with statements such as: \u201cThe lubricant, typically the cultic Crisco, must be copious.\u201d[5]\u00a0 In fact, Crisco was so synonomus with gay sex that discos and bars around the world took on the name, such as Crisco Disco in New York City, which was one of the premiere clubs during the 1970s and early 1980s.\u00a0 Other clubs or bathhouses, such as Club Z in Seattle, even featured murals with Crisco.\u00a0 Thus, Crisco was conversely also one of many things that led to the formation of gay identities during the 20th\u00a0century.

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from this essay: http://www.columbia.edu/~sf2220/TT2007/web-content/Pages/drew2.html

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The more you know! :D

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I have learned a new thing today.

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Love this post for so many reasons but most especially because this is from all the way back in 2012 and and yet not a single blog in this thread is deactivated

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I enjoy that not only does this have a link to an actual source, but the link still fucking works.

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but @rhea314 you didnt include a picture of the crisco disco! AND MY GOD THE DJ BOOTH WAS A GIANT CRISCO CAN!

Go dance and get fisted. Fucking iconic.

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Love the gay history, but i just wanna correct that the \u201cit\u2019s digestible\u201d in the gay stuff was a reference to crisco\u2019s tagline it had been using since 1911, the actual meaning of its digestible is because it\u2019s main competition came from \u201cenhanced\u201d lards which were rendered pig fat mixed with non food thickeners that literally did not digest and caused people to basically just shit out pig cream, since crisco was veggie based the body digested it along with the food

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So basically, it’s good both for lubricating your rectum and not lubricating your rectum.

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