{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "One of the most hilarious things I've learned in life is it's possible to dodge blows by getting ::too close:: to the aggressor", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/667594523315175424/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://cipheramnesia.tumblr.com/post/667593378362523648/political-lesbianism-is-out-strategic-lesbianism\" target=\"_blank\">cipheramnesia</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/best-friend-quads/626924569358401536\" target=\"_blank\">best-friend-quads</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://argumate.tumblr.com/post/185923487589/taps-forehead-cant-hit-you-with-a-solid-right\" target=\"_blank\">argumate</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"/post/185923470073/\" target=\"_blank\">kontextmaschine</a>:</p><blockquote><p>One of the most hilarious things I&rsquo;ve learned in life is it&rsquo;s possible to dodge blows by getting ::too close:: to the aggressor</p></blockquote><p>*taps forehead* can\u2019t hit you with a solid right hook if you\u2019re making out with them</p></blockquote><div class=\"npf_row\"><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"1191\" data-orig-width=\"2080\"><img src=\"/media/79c6c9ae3779e3a213faa0f54ab719c277f059fa_6366a8d1ef61.jpg\" data-orig-height=\"1191\" data-orig-width=\"2080\" srcset=\"/media/45832140c4bce9d2153e75ddc9f5835a91c994dd_880205a46cdd.jpg 75w, /media/9f14b8e748dea3ade80c3096f7d0a33046cc4605_530cb6f88beb.jpg 100w, /media/1631adf840d91aa5a1d3bcc6b1683a918099e141_8cf930013fa8.jpg 250w, /media/7290eb1575d9d313f4b8bb66e42945ff1085bbab_5cf740459dec.jpg 400w, /media/b5e9849878f9c8134de2d61b89144e8a2c091cf7_0e39a5b200ef.jpg 500w, /media/28e306d13db056b6b059fe62a3524456aa988be3_c99b67ceb7db.jpg 540w, /media/79c6c9ae3779e3a213faa0f54ab719c277f059fa_6366a8d1ef61.jpg 640w, /media/a3133a2817cc8d7569dc77f757f80812b6674904_adf391a1217a.jpg 1280w, /media/8af8923d26f59d0020c9283da07842db11ef7939_09a5efe52af4.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1280px) 100vw, 1280px\"/></figure></div></blockquote><p>Political lesbianism is out, strategic lesbianism is in. </p></blockquote>\n<p>It&rsquo;d really be more <i>tactical</i> lesbianism. Now I&rsquo;m imagining the intermediate level of <i>logistic</i> lesbianism</p>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/79c6c9ae3779e3a213faa0f54ab719c277f059fa_6366a8d1ef61.jpg", "thumbnail_width": 640, "thumbnail_height": 366}