One of the most hilarious things I've learned in life is it's possible to dodge blows by getting ::too close:: to the aggressor
One of the most hilarious things I’ve learned in life is it’s possible to dodge blows by getting ::too close:: to the aggressor
*taps forehead* can’t hit you with a solid right hook if you’re making out with them
Political lesbianism is out, strategic lesbianism is in.
It’d really be more tactical lesbianism. Now I’m imagining the intermediate level of logistic lesbianism