In like 2013 I was no shit looking at the signs around tumblr and like “jeez, unless the GOP finds someone to strike hard in the right direction we’re setting up some tedious Old Man decaying overstretched stability stuff with Hillary”

And then Donald Trump came down an escalator and it was like “hmm hella risky but might be a better shot than not”

And those were some times, but we landed back in the Clinton years, and just got specified “no, the post-94 ones”