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cantabilechaos:

Being a kid was so fucking funny we\u2019d just go around lying to each other\u2019s faces constantly to impress each other one of my classmates told me he was the first person to visit the sun and when I asked him what it was like to prove he was lying he said he didn\u2019t remember because they sent him there when he was just a baby and to this day the mental image of NASA launching an unsupervised baby into the sun still makes me crack up

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