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im currently in the process of making a bunch of super old-fashioned RPG characters, with five roles (protagonist knight, secondary wizard, third bandit, fourth barbarian, fifth cleric) and they each correspond to a type of vertebrate (amphibian knight, reptile wizard, bandit bird, mammal barbarian, and cleric fish)

Cleric fish?

cleric fish

the ones I’ve gotten done is toadius the proud and slitheraa the cunning

featherim the quick! @notajerusalemcricket

possic the headstrong!

last but not least, icthys the kind!

also, updated slitheraa

and with this pile of nobile novices, an adventure awaits!

Update on my character

The adventure has not gone so well so far

I have been captured by an evil wizard who wants to eat me!

But I killed his minions in a glorious battle, which has made everyone in the tavern think I’m super awesome

I have gotten myself a new sword!

I have been kidnapped by a bandit but have escaped and killed him and now he hates me and wishes he was me but he’s just a dumb brute and we both laugh at him and then he has a stroke and falls out of a window and I am sad but I am also still alive

and now I am heading off to meet my friend the cleric fish to go see an evil wizard who wants to eat me.

also the evil wizard is a snake.

@gurguliare

slitheraa is a lizard, and despite her appearance, she’s NOT the one who’s gonna betray the whole party!

slitheraa is still a lizard, but also kind of a rat/mice-like creature and maybe not trustworthy

the only mammal there is possic the possum, though

The only mammal there is possic the possum, but now he’s dead because of my reckless use of a magic sword

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