{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Ah, well, so today was the day. I got this one in a Pentagon tunnels gift shop in high school.", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/665833268366688256/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"/post/665832973338296320/\" target=\"_blank\">kontextmaschine</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"/post/665818903724818432/\" target=\"_blank\">kontextmaschine</a>:</p><blockquote><div class=\"npf_row\"><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"1536\" data-orig-width=\"2048\"><img src=\"/media/83aa00c0df8147afef42420933a7455e6d9f81ed_330d072447a8.jpg\" data-orig-height=\"1536\" data-orig-width=\"2048\" srcset=\"/media/4368f5d0d402039cd4f0435b0900f23751e27e2d_97531c629291.jpg 75w, /media/e10ed83e74db8d9ea44298498748e840270bb80c_b8662c8c1609.jpg 100w, /media/293b543baf44934319210cb14f366e9c0349c081_7a33272cd0a8.jpg 250w, /media/d6a3eec1904b4a62418fc526c4cde2fde53ddb99_7d5bbcde9d74.jpg 400w, /media/8b9e4d94510eeeab9b8b90d10696d38347d1a9f6_e5340c66e3e7.jpg 500w, /media/9e9fc1e021d9ad52f3f618e394fd5c1d2cb4ff93_ae3e1bd0caac.jpg 540w, /media/83aa00c0df8147afef42420933a7455e6d9f81ed_330d072447a8.jpg 640w, /media/560762c0010e1a366907a4634465e632f9d6542e_97a0bd94b1f9.jpg 1280w, /media/46cda242f377c200f5d9798e6e4f6bf0672a9dfd_d81083f22d65.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1280px) 100vw, 1280px\"/></figure></div><p>Ah, well, so today was the day. I got this one in a Pentagon tunnels gift shop in high school.</p></blockquote><p>Wait no that was just the normal Pentagon shopping area, I got <i>a House of Representatives t-shirt</i> in a shop in the <i>Congressional</i> tunnels</p></blockquote>\n<p>Where that &ldquo;subway&rdquo; is \u2014 look. You&rsquo;re sitting out in the open like a roller coaster, it&rsquo;s a fuckin&rsquo; <i>people mover</i></p>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/83aa00c0df8147afef42420933a7455e6d9f81ed_330d072447a8.jpg", "thumbnail_width": 640, "thumbnail_height": 480}