{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Jesus, I just heard a racket so shrieky and discordant outside I thought it was a coyote attacking a neighbor's backyard dogs...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/665799637355151360/", "html": "<p>Jesus, I just heard a racket so shrieky and discordant outside I thought it was a coyote attacking a neighbor&rsquo;s backyard dogs and stormed out to intervene or at least yell but it was a kids&rsquo; birthday party</p>"}