{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Its weird for me to think that dolphins existed at the same time as queens and knights and shit like that. I feel like dolphins...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/665098496697925632/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://normal-horoscopes.tumblr.com/post/656744448671268864/its-weird-for-me-to-think-that-dolphins-existed-at\" target=\"_blank\">normal-horoscopes</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Its weird for me to think that dolphins existed at the same time as queens and knights and shit like that. I feel like dolphins were invented in the 80s by crystal shops to sell porcelain statues to divorced women</p></blockquote>"}