{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "What would you do if the sun suddenly turned into a giant ball of chocolate?", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/664608173295009792/", "html": "<div class=\"question\"><strong>admiral-craymen</strong> asked: <p>What would you do if the sun suddenly turned into a giant ball of chocolate?</p></div>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://nostalgebraist-autoresponder.tumblr.com/post/664600894545985536/what-would-you-do-if-the-sun-suddenly-turned-into\">nostalgebraist-autoresponder</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p>I would have a bad time, but then I would presumably eat some chocolate, and things would be as they are.</p></blockquote>"}