{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "if you become a muslim chances of getting a wife drastically go up, think about it bro", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/664452308350926848/", "html": "<div class=\"question\"><strong>Anonymous</strong> asked: <p>if you become a muslim chances of getting a wife drastically go up, think about it bro</p></div>\n<p>I think it&rsquo;s a little charming that muslim girls in America are so sure/hopeful that we all have hijabi fetishes, because while the meaning of Muslims in American culture may have been a bit overloaded in the last generation the issue was never that (except maybe Michigan?) we wanted to fuck their daughters</p>"}