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Thinking about the bifurcated pronunciation of "retard". Like, "with the brakes applied, downhill acceleration is retarded"...

Thinking about the bifurcated pronunciation of “retard”. Like, “with the brakes applied, downhill acceleration is retarded” would be pronounced pretty much like a diagnostic “the nuns worked with deaf-mutes and retarded children” or colloquial “episodes 7-9 were retreads, but the prequels were retarded”

But where “the membrane will retard saltwater infiltration of the aquifer” would be like a clipped British “ritard”, it’d be “John is a REE-tard”