{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Picking up my DoorDash and remembering The Onion's old Jim Anchower columnist character, you know the one who rapped at you...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/664426883727900672/", "html": "<p>Picking up my DoorDash and remembering The Onion&rsquo;s old Jim Anchower columnist character, you know the one who rapped at you every now and then, and how even the biggest institution to come out of the &ldquo;slacker&rdquo; &lsquo;90s saw a regular delivery driver as fundamentally pathetic</p>"}