{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Just opened a cabinet and fucked up and juggled a Nandos peri-peri sauce bottle three times with my wrists to keep it from...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/664274210139570176/", "html": "<p>Just opened a cabinet and fucked up and juggled a Nandos peri-peri sauce bottle three times with my wrists to keep it from falling</p><p>And I&rsquo;m sure it looked as much a catastrophe as anything but</p><ul><li>it was exactly the kinda shenanigans I would have got into fumbling all along</li></ul><p>and</p><ul><li>I was actually pretty good at using my body to play improvisatory physics on an unprepared course</li></ul><p>which gives me confidence I&rsquo;m actually recovering to pre-collapse ability, which for all my expressed optimism had not been obvious as the endstate before</p>"}