{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "bro you went to fucking cornell for a liberal arts degree, you might as well have gone to colby or tufts", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/664164656395567104/", "html": "<div class=\"question\"><strong>Anonymous</strong> asked: <p>bro you went to fucking cornell for a liberal arts degree, you might as well have gone to colby or tufts</p></div>\n<p>Man, I didn&rsquo;t even know what <i>state</i> Colby was in, and having learned I still don&rsquo;t entirely believe it.</p><p>I use it as a go-to tool example because the only actual Colby grad I knew dated my friend in LA and was absolutely <b><a href=\"https://href.li/?https://www.vice.com/en/article/ppqznv/the-vice-guide-to-dating-rich-girls\" target=\"_blank\">this</a></b> girl. </p>"}