{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "\"Femdom\" sounds like fun and games until you realize real female domination involves her painfully and not very sexily gnawing...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/664038000688300032/", "html": "<p>&ldquo;Femdom&rdquo; sounds like fun and games until you realize real female domination involves her painfully and not very sexily gnawing up your neck like a goddamn Romero zombie all night &lsquo;cause that&rsquo;s her thing</p>"}