{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "according to the quran your cat is already a muslim so you may as well get with the program", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/663635939876274176/", "html": "<div class=\"question\"><strong>Anonymous</strong> asked: <p>according to the quran your cat is already a muslim so you may as well get with the program</p></div>\n<p>oh, my cat bows every which way</p>"}