{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "So we're now at a point I'm still stumbling and slurring enough that bartenders and customer service workers try to cut me off...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/663275878834438144/", "html": "<p>So we&rsquo;re now at a point I&rsquo;m still stumbling and slurring enough that bartenders and customer service workers try to cut me off and throw me out but when I explain it&rsquo;s COVID nerve damage they get apologetic, and if you&rsquo;ve never had the experience of making the snotty bitch realize she hasn&rsquo;t been righteously upholding Proper Order with her meanness tantrum but instead mocking a cripple the whole time, whoo boy</p>"}