{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "if you pay nintendo to see their bad movie you go to hell before you die", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/663270084893179904/", "html": "<p><a href=\"https://winter-thebearded.tumblr.com/post/663223451289518080/pancakeke-if-you-pay-nintendo-to-see-their-bad\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">winter-thebearded</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a href=\"https://pancakeke.tumblr.com/post/663223326406328320/if-you-pay-nintendo-to-see-their-bad-movie-you-go\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">pancakeke</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p>if you pay nintendo to see their bad movie you go to hell before you die</p></blockquote>\n\n\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"360\" data-orig-width=\"480\" data-tumblr-attribution=\"suspiciousbehaviorproductions:g7Nl2UJrwE65GWHyUmvPXw:ZUM45eZOfLi0qa00\"><img src=\"/media/388e68ebf7cd666ba3c3aa1576a565a77cad348e_3c8a9cbbd654.gif\" data-orig-height=\"360\" data-orig-width=\"480\" data-media-key=\"2d17c9289a1c651dd5655131606e3144:58c4e16e516f7c68-47\"/></figure></blockquote>\n<p>Oh, hey, when I talk about the unaffiliated channels before WB and UPN that ran syndicated content, this was one of them (it became our UPN)</p>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/388e68ebf7cd666ba3c3aa1576a565a77cad348e_3c8a9cbbd654.gif", "thumbnail_width": 480, "thumbnail_height": 360}