{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Every prog metal song ever I\u2019ll listen to it and be like hmm this is kind of nice I think it\u2019s about being angry at your...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/663215955433914368/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://www.tumblr.com/post/663213900347621376\" target=\"_blank\"></a>:</p><blockquote><p>Every prog metal song ever I\u2019ll listen to it and be like hmm this is kind of nice I think it\u2019s about being angry at your girlfriend or something and then look up the lyrics and it\u2019s \u201cin this continuation of the six part epic, Cosmic Entity 2 explains to Cosmic Entity 1 that now that 1\u2019s wife has divorced him, he has no choice but to assist 2 with the genocide of the Betamax system\u201d or some shit </p></blockquote>"}