{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Well, pretty sure this is nerve damage now based on how even with the slurred voice gone half of everyone who sees me walk is...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/662962028603981824/", "html": "<p>Well, pretty sure this is nerve damage now based on how even with the slurred voice gone half of everyone who sees me walk is sure I&rsquo;m drunk</p><p>Maybe I should get a cane. Of course then I&rsquo;d just be lolling it around, but I suppose when you look like a spaz with a cane people assume you&rsquo;re actually spastic</p><p>(You know the British consider it nasty to call someone a &ldquo;spaz&rdquo;? Meanwhile they&rsquo;re calling everyone and her mother a cunt.)</p>"}