Just woke up, had no idea what time it was but dark, remembered trash pickup was in the morning, jumped out to drag out the cans to the curb, holding my pajamas up with one hand as people take night walks by on the sidewalk and I wake up enough to realize I’m not making it all the way to reality today

It is honestly kind of freeing to be genuinely Delirium-of-the-Endless crazy sometimes, just accept that’s how things are gonna be for a bit