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rox-and-prose:

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gem-salad:

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argumate:

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squareallworthy:

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dagny-hashtaggart:

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Do you ever find unreasonable amounts of amusement in the similarity between the German word for death, \u201ctod,\u201d and the common American man\u2019s name, \u201cTodd?\u201d Think about it:

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-Todd be not proud

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-Todd in Venice

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-The black Todd

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-I am become Todd, destroyer of worlds

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Because I could not stop for Todd \u2013
He kindly stopped for me \u2013

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two things are inevitable: Todd and taxes.

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play chess with Todd for your soul.

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one day, humankind shall even conquer Todd.

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That is not dead
which can eternal lie,
and with strange aeons
even Todd may die

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Ah the four horsemen. War, Famine, Pestilence, and Todd

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Fear is the mind killer, the little Todd that brings total oblivion

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Le petit Todd

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Todd shall come on swift wings to him who disturbs the King

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Komm, s\u00fcsser Todd

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