shrine to the prophet of americana

You like to joke around with this "bi" thing, but your boyhole is in no way ready for penetration

Anonymous asked:

You like to joke around with this "bi" thing, but your boyhole is in no way ready for penetration

Haha joke’s on you, I was getting pegged two decades ago in college.

Just like how several years before that I was identifying as a girl, it’s a known issue of this processing that I’m several zeitgeist cycles ahead of my peers