{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "studies have shown most housewives are more sexually attracted to mr. clean than their husbands. i predict total societal...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/660705765940756480/", "html": "<div class=\"question\"><strong>Anonymous</strong> asked: <p>studies have shown most housewives are more sexually attracted to mr. clean than their husbands. i predict total societal breakdown by 2040</p></div>\n<p>In the 70s the Ivory Snow soap model was so fuckable she <a href=\"https://href.li/?https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Chambers\" target=\"_blank\">became a porn star</a></p>"}