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studies have shown most housewives are more sexually attracted to mr. clean than their husbands. i predict total societal...

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studies have shown most housewives are more sexually attracted to mr. clean than their husbands. i predict total societal breakdown by 2040

In the 70s the Ivory Snow soap model was so fuckable she became a porn star

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