{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Was thinking about the rust belt, then the Bible Belt, then the sun belt, then the corn belt, and I was like \u201chow many goddamn...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/660531235446259712/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://andhumanslovedstories.tumblr.com/post/659612019875594241/was-thinking-about-the-rust-belt-then-the-bible\" target=\"_blank\">andhumanslovedstories</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Was thinking about the rust belt, then the Bible Belt, then the sun belt, then the corn belt, and I was like \u201chow many goddamn belts does America have\u201d and it appears to be about 20 belts, proud to announce America is a final fantasy character </p></blockquote>"}