{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": ">apply for job online\n>get to cover letter section\n>just write \"i want to \u201ccrank that\u201d soulja boy so far up your ass that the...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/660093809009573889/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://www.tumblr.com/blog/private_523051689?659985111664721920\" target=\"_blank\"></a>:</p><blockquote><p>&gt;apply for job online<br/>&gt;get to cover letter section<br/>&gt;just write &ldquo;i want to \u201ccrank that\u201d soulja boy so far up your ass that the next person who could ever pull it out will be crowned king arthur&rdquo;<br/>&gt;submit<br/><br/>haven&rsquo;t heard back yet, but i have a good feeling about this one</p><div class=\"npf_row\"><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"368\" data-orig-width=\"640\"><img src=\"/media/30d0da0f4189c09db4e300032b7c07dd0f93a0ae_b3f7ba3744c3.jpg\" data-orig-height=\"368\" data-orig-width=\"640\" srcset=\"/media/362f69c146e6d754cfdb8aa4965d19ff0ec03ad6_72583a29c003.jpg 75w, /media/000662f6ac2b7bff4483251ae9218c1722b60ab9_b2b27053f28c.jpg 100w, /media/b8008805e5d7fa66d3d0f25c979dda699efe595b_41c4385c301f.jpg 250w, /media/18b98e9e1093474e8271c0e3e94622e3dc4258d4_987004bb56dd.jpg 400w, /media/b5f069ba789b6e72dc49f08a16910cbce0d99043_f7db96f539a3.jpg 500w, /media/facfa320fe7d32de5edcf9c1ea877846906edca4_db454f83f4ed.jpg 540w, /media/30d0da0f4189c09db4e300032b7c07dd0f93a0ae_b3f7ba3744c3.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\"/></figure></div></blockquote>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/30d0da0f4189c09db4e300032b7c07dd0f93a0ae_b3f7ba3744c3.jpg", "thumbnail_width": 640, "thumbnail_height": 368}