{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "So like in the 90s with \"supermodels\", were you supposed to be masturbating to them? I don't think so. Like, you would...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/660030376722432000/", "html": "<p>So like in the 90s with &ldquo;supermodels&rdquo;, were you supposed to be <i>masturbating</i> to them? I don&rsquo;t think so. Like, you would acknowledge that Cindy Crawford was famous for her beautiful displays of her body, but then you&rsquo;d <i>want</i> like, one of the Baywatch girls or Singled Out hosts that had transitioned from photo-not-studio-video porn to B-list TV</p><p>Were you supposed to be relating to them as fantasy <i>trophy wives</i>?</p>"}