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So like in the 90s with "supermodels", were you supposed to be masturbating to them? I don't think so. Like, you would...

So like in the 90s with “supermodels”, were you supposed to be masturbating to them? I don’t think so. Like, you would acknowledge that Cindy Crawford was famous for her beautiful displays of her body, but then you’d want like, one of the Baywatch girls or Singled Out hosts that had transitioned from photo-not-studio-video porn to B-list TV

Were you supposed to be relating to them as fantasy trophy wives?

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