{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "So I commented on Facebook that the new \"People You May Know\" was reliably putting a feasibly attractive and life-stage-suitable...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/659845470688002048/", "html": "<p>So I commented on Facebook that the new &ldquo;People You May Know&rdquo; was reliably putting a feasibly attractive and life-stage-suitable friend-of-a-friend in the leftmost slot for me to get intrigued by and stop scrolling</p><p>And one of my friends snarked back and I pointed out it was usually *his* friends they were showing</p><p>So next time they came up I clicked through and\u2026 apparently totally valid cute polyamorists from Boston Google where he works, and so I contacted him joking I kinda expected more of the crew from our weirdo dorm to end up moving in this scene and it&rsquo;s kind of funny really that it&rsquo;s us, and we caught up and really renewed our bond</p><p>And that&rsquo;s where Facebook is at in 2021: creating heartwarming moments between old friends by suggesting for inscrutable profit-driven reasons that I should want to fuck his girlfriends</p>"}