{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Hey, keychain anon again\nSo what is your deal with floaty keychains? I'd imagine someone who lives on an island would see the...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/659115969615183872/", "html": "<div class=\"question\"><strong>Anonymous</strong> asked: <p>Hey, keychain anon again</p><p>So what is your deal with floaty keychains? I'd imagine someone who lives on an island would see the benefits of having something that floats in case you drop your keys overboard.</p></div>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://argumate.tumblr.com/post/659109089154056192/hey-keychain-anon-again-so-what-is-your-deal-with\">argumate</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p><i>keychain</i> anon\u2026? please keep in mind I have a ten second attention span </p></blockquote><p><p>Australia lost her <i>prime minister</i> in the ocean once and kept going</p></p>"}