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So here’s a thing: I got a new laptop (because I am the right class) and now I can watch more than 10 seconds of video at a time.

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So now I’m watching the videos attached to that Taylor Swift album I mentioned.

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You Belong To Me! Those glasses and that signed shirt! I knew band geeks! They broke my heartdick by not deflowering me! And you are overselling this shit.

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AND YOU TOO, GLEE.

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