{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "I\u2019m not making fun of them\u2014 at one time we were all new and insecure about we\u2019re into\u2014 but it always amuses me when I see posts...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/658206630269321216/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://eightyonekilograms.tumblr.com/post/656719580411150336/im-not-making-fun-of-them-at-one-time-we-were\" target=\"_blank\">eightyonekilograms</a>:</p><blockquote><p>I\u2019m not making fun of them\u2014 at one time we were all new and insecure about we\u2019re into\u2014 but it always amuses me when I see posts on Yahoo Answers or /r/sex or whatever going \u201cIs it weird that I love it when my boyfriend finishes inside me?\u201d, since evolutionarily that\u2019s <i>literally</i> the least-weird kink possible. </p><p>Like every time it happens I just imagine evolution going, \u201c<i>Finally</i> one of you is processing those signals the way I meant!\u201d</p></blockquote>\n<p>It is hilarious to me that now that we&rsquo;ve oriented our sense of sexuality around individual fulfillment and kinks &ldquo;a man ejaculating inside a woman&rdquo; turns out to be the default kink </p>"}