eightyonekilograms:

I’m not making fun of them— at one time we were all new and insecure about we’re into— but it always amuses me when I see posts on Yahoo Answers or /r/sex or whatever going “Is it weird that I love it when my boyfriend finishes inside me?”, since evolutionarily that’s literally the least-weird kink possible.

Like every time it happens I just imagine evolution going, “Finally one of you is processing those signals the way I meant!”

It is hilarious to me that now that we’ve oriented our sense of sexuality around individual fulfillment and kinks “a man ejaculating inside a woman” turns out to be the default kink