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2001, new years eve. I\u2019m not a guy that gets laid a lot, but I\u2019m at a friends apartment party and end up going downstairs with the girl that lives below them. We\u2019re makin\u2019 out, touching each other in the bathing suit area, and Sublime comes on.

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\u201cWasn\u2019t Brad such an amazing poet?\u201d she says.

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For the first time in my life (though not the last) I fake being so drunk I need to puke as I realize, \u201cI\u2019m not doing this\u201d.

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Sometimes I feel like I understand you people really well, and sometimes I feel like I don\u2019t understand you people at all.

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Sublime’s Greatest Hits should obviously have been titled “Good Times and Sex Crimes”. Troof.

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