fnordseer:

they say “help me turkmenbashy” when i bring the wakizashi,

“help me turkmenbashy” ‘cause i’m worse than the ustase,

you say you’re the goat well we playin buzkashi,

run the steppe with my horde and they call me binbashi,

bout to send your urvan back to your fravashi,

bout to kick you to the curb like a pair of mawashi,

if you’re cooking miso soup you are going to need dashi,

“help me turkmenbashy” 'cause i broke my waribashi

reading fools, distilling rules, you know I’m like Rashi