{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "okay unrelated but what was the funniest red flag in ur worst relationship", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/657960218145308672/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/headspace-hotel/657877689559023616\" target=\"_blank\">headspace-hotel</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/headspace-hotel/657865604826578944\" target=\"_blank\">headspace-hotel</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://mrspider-deactivated20221213.tumblr.com/post/657824443360477184\" target=\"_blank\">mrspider-deactivated20221213</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://mrspider-deactivated20221213.tumblr.com/post/657820803964059648\" target=\"_blank\">mrspider-deactivated20221213</a>:</p><blockquote><p>okay unrelated but what was the funniest red flag in ur worst relationship</p></blockquote><div class=\"npf_row\"><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"156\" data-orig-width=\"828\"><img src=\"/media/89f876b77f576d9303dcf082de78cbc3b3b7cfcf_10b7b27e80cf.jpg\" data-orig-height=\"156\" data-orig-width=\"828\" srcset=\"/media/7f54cfa68405a452539ca4a577c3977df20d2964_31f08e47b66a.jpg 75w, /media/78ee3bc1b1f5dcc58c7516782eed8705e7ef5804_7ef8c8d35b0f.jpg 100w, /media/04a79d9cb076903649bfb73e0bce88fc4c56686f_04f0606d46c9.jpg 250w, /media/e4222b610ce1fcc97eaea5c4ac17ea28fdd64a79_75c374302e36.jpg 400w, /media/b0cf54b7be760e7760bd4bbc74de7517d564ee4a_de08cc1f6c1e.jpg 500w, /media/a3e4130fbc5b5cd2761202c6563925813b7b008c_c173ea5c42fa.jpg 540w, /media/89f876b77f576d9303dcf082de78cbc3b3b7cfcf_10b7b27e80cf.jpg 640w, /media/e9db906b09e7ed2376ea4b49ae2e0a75220be4e7_a07c6bd945cb.jpg 828w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 828px) 100vw, 828px\"/></figure></div><div class=\"npf_row\"><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"120\" data-orig-width=\"733\"><img src=\"/media/c44cbd057a3faa82ebfc4fcb7162958dfd9b1ca4_59a74023254f.jpg\" data-orig-height=\"120\" data-orig-width=\"733\" srcset=\"/media/f882cbb847041f8410b71319f1e8298206d97f94_81ba83283852.jpg 75w, /media/fceae7f31d225a10cb7ca065b1565c00f227e9fb_ac1a51155abc.jpg 100w, /media/ef34d5be43ba67773eab8e6226a9334b449d7fde_e8bb30fcd528.jpg 250w, /media/8af5f7f21694eb3d5edecb2219e0d28f4658d947_382b15b4ae8b.jpg 400w, /media/23857afe98c48dd98ffd50e9b40ae7c3ce555d2a_a27ece1ec42a.jpg 500w, /media/3ffa1b1c3c979591fb6b34f5590c41e3f84445e2_c93d46d75ad0.jpg 540w, /media/c44cbd057a3faa82ebfc4fcb7162958dfd9b1ca4_59a74023254f.jpg 640w, /media/e26ff8698e3c259fa9b91654ef3a78aaae6fd906_fec06e9c90d4.jpg 733w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 733px) 100vw, 733px\"/></figure></div><div class=\"npf_row\"><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"120\" data-orig-width=\"722\"><img src=\"/media/377b9e605838f459d8711ecd6bbef4ac6cda3b51_6b3ca1b1ff00.jpg\" data-orig-height=\"120\" data-orig-width=\"722\" srcset=\"/media/5ca1143b79e90e530a8e73f6a439bf23704fe9bb_9f5f2f2b722a.jpg 75w, /media/004b8480978ee265323f48bf8938d92ae61f0bef_6aa8a6c31835.jpg 100w, /media/f604539518406086ccf148a80832a4d28ab4a7a7_ce962c8d6bcf.jpg 250w, /media/ac69763abc4e800e0027b0c18d347d67cb0e12e4_9a53952ea840.jpg 400w, /media/dce7f2fb0da9d4ae02b7fe7b92bc70359231d08f_13c49e83d585.jpg 500w, /media/f633beb01bab319e252a272e657bf5e4e37b0e09_5904421b8dc0.jpg 540w, /media/377b9e605838f459d8711ecd6bbef4ac6cda3b51_6b3ca1b1ff00.jpg 640w, /media/5cacf37904751c4421642dda348238217e0bebfd_2019995e4c94.jpg 722w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 722px) 100vw, 722px\"/></figure></div><div class=\"npf_row\"><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"120\" data-orig-width=\"760\"><img src=\"/media/b9e9b444bfa82e40ac2d96864b3624f660ded620_f22feea2aee1.jpg\" data-orig-height=\"120\" data-orig-width=\"760\" srcset=\"/media/58c162e510d2bd073364bac0f721f742c4ce19c6_cb0241c9fe0b.jpg 75w, /media/abf9ad9123393405572a1b9ddc0bbaf9950dad79_2b2ec523c634.jpg 100w, /media/2925b0fb0ccd3add497ff89b90a1b449113659c8_759bbf9659f9.jpg 250w, /media/e3b1eac514262835ea6408f4491cae2e0af72d2e_6850f94f91b1.jpg 400w, /media/18ce6084d32a0ba1bfaf492913bcec4427efce02_a6847651e75d.jpg 500w, /media/3032a60ff3eabb52af0c31f1dd8328f4d1c3c3c3_3d378d275c66.jpg 540w, /media/b9e9b444bfa82e40ac2d96864b3624f660ded620_f22feea2aee1.jpg 640w, /media/ea91a329e71e9efe6afab7cf5adcfc4363972bef_42f778c9a039.jpg 760w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 760px) 100vw, 760px\"/></figure></div><p>the whiplash of these notes</p></blockquote><div class=\"npf_row\"><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"687\" data-orig-width=\"561\"><img src=\"/media/81af23888be5fa8e40f8039af3e91bccac6ffb62_accf0a475fe8.jpg\" data-orig-height=\"687\" data-orig-width=\"561\" srcset=\"/media/660e2c8e4655dd57df7f3c47f39d05186acf27df_2be06e22b289.jpg 75w, /media/ae1c580e64a245e0e6ee90706f8f2e4f3fb2d00d_d88055292f06.jpg 100w, /media/54eef41b1af270dac77cbae673d706e05979338a_0265888b89cc.jpg 250w, /media/ba0c5696388015c76c54667255eb0dc0499997dc_fede0edba194.jpg 400w, /media/c7731d96d33ec0fa159845348e0b8e3757b2f2b9_2984939c0868.jpg 500w, /media/a467b2a9ba010799172f3aed332e187c982f1be9_47acd3f99e62.jpg 540w, /media/81af23888be5fa8e40f8039af3e91bccac6ffb62_accf0a475fe8.jpg 561w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 561px) 100vw, 561px\"/></figure></div><p>Reading the notes like </p></blockquote><div class=\"npf_row\"><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"536\" data-orig-width=\"828\"><img src=\"/media/976331b34f9b115cc47a8aa90aa492f34faa69c5_bf74f9f946d0.jpg\" data-orig-height=\"536\" data-orig-width=\"828\" srcset=\"/media/6aaa73b0cdde09b1c6f757cf29369807e84d1b92_42e0db31364d.jpg 75w, /media/776b532ac37c7a0629ab14cc17f4d280922d53fc_fc11d95ad9da.jpg 100w, /media/3f578f71ee6663e516f2ac92b667316f4a58f35f_4a5e4acc1041.jpg 250w, 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250w, /media/a939f54ec44cc2165b2d911bc6c15cc38ffd5a9b_cfd0bb3f97ad.jpg 400w, /media/e17be14307c807986663c920db5f00c1e534f1d9_05f0936b838e.jpg 500w, /media/4548637579db1f64d64be6933c5b7d11f0442767_420f3c5222ff.jpg 540w, /media/7137313d96c4eaa1e97ac8ddbda5c88b91ba84fa_26ebb3a8c44e.jpg 640w, /media/17056fd89034c2ea4acfd153beebb5fc625cc981_6123a7407a2a.jpg 726w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 726px) 100vw, 726px\"/></figure></div><p>I feel so sorry for all of you. How are people out here being like this </p></blockquote>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/89f876b77f576d9303dcf082de78cbc3b3b7cfcf_10b7b27e80cf.jpg", "thumbnail_width": 640, "thumbnail_height": 121}