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Jurassic World did the Avatar thing where it made a gajillion dollars and left no cultural footprint whatsoever. Name your favorite Jurassic World character. What was your favorite line. It evaporated despite everyone seeing it.

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WRONG fav character was the extra that ran away from the pterodactyls with two margheritas in hand

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Gotta do everything myself around here

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So, I went into this guy\u2019s Wikipedia page, because he looked familiar. And there\u2019s this big\u00a0\u201cControversies\u201d section, so I was preparing myself to read that even the margaritas/pterodactyls guy has sexually assaulted someone. But it turns out that he hasn\u2019t. However, he:

- Has been sued for copyright infringement for a\u00a0\u2018blasphemous\u2019 musical rendition of a monologue from the 1950s

- He was on a plane with U2\u2032s Bono and his family, and the plane was shot by the Jamaican police, who believed they were smuggling marijuana. He wrote a song about the incident.

- He\u2019s actually a singer, and his better known song in called MARGARITAVILLE. He also owns the Margaritaville Cafe restaurant chain. And has licensed Margaritaville Tequila, Margaritaville Footwear, and a Margaritaville Foods. He owns the Margaritaville Casino, has released a \u201cMargaritaville Online\u201d game, and he wrote and starred in a musical called \u201cEscape to Margaritaville\u201d

- He also wrote a song called\u00a0\u201cMath Suks\u201d, which was condemned by the\u00a0US National Council of Teachers of Mathematics for its alleged negative effect on children\u2019s education.\u00a0

- He was thrown out of a basketball game he was watching for using blasphemous language in front of kids.

- And he was detained by French customs for allegedly carrying over 100 pills of ecstasy. Although he was released after paying a fine, and, according to him, the pills were a B-vitamin supplement.

So, yeah, that was refreshing controversies section-wise, but now I don\u2019t know what to do with all that information.

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Maybe its my age, but i\u2019m a little concerned that the fact he is a singer and wrote Margaritaville wasn\u2019t prior knowledge and is considered a controversy

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Beach, booze, Buffett.

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Jimmy Buffett plays the margarita guy in Jurassic World because his most famous song is \u201cMargaritaville\u201d and this is therefore hilarious, I thought

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absolutely obsessed with jimmy buffett being called\u00a0\u201cthis guy\u201d

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When kids on Tumblr don\u2019t know who Jimmy Buffet is

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Also that controversy section was based af

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