thingsthatcannotsaveyou:

CLEAR & CONCISE BRANDING FOR YOUR INVALUABLE LOCAL BUSINESS CANNOT SAVE YOU

Yeah, that’s the new Pinball Hall of Fame on the Vegas Strip. I went to it at its old location, like an empty Marshall’s or something with a vinyl sign hung from the front. It came from the personal collection of a rich eccentric who also had the world’s largest pile of bowling balls.