{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "cold open to a middle aged man sitting on a couch\nmy story? i'm nobody special. i watched it as a kid like everyone else my age....", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/657670807365058560/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://megapope-deactivated20220531.tumblr.com/post/657664107264294912\" target=\"_blank\">megapope-deactivated20220531</a>:</p><blockquote><p>cold open to a middle aged man sitting on a couch</p><p>my story? i&rsquo;m nobody special. i watched it as a kid like everyone else my age. wasn&rsquo;t happy when president barron announced the liquidation but kids don&rsquo;t watch that stuff no more. i guess in the end i&rsquo;m just a guy who made a bid at a government intellectual property auction.</p><p>cut to the irishman/i heard you paint houses style title card:</p><p>THE MAN </p><p>WHOSE FURSONA </p><p>WAS BIG BIRD</p></blockquote>"}