{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Went out for a walk and stumbled a half-step in this crosswalk in front of a bar and all these woo girls at an outdoor table who...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/656127215876063232/", "html": "<p>Went out for a walk and stumbled a half-step in this crosswalk in front of a bar and all these woo girls at an outdoor table who thought I was drunk like them came out to grab me by the shoulder and &ldquo;help&rdquo; me across like Boy Scouts and it was <i>incredibly</i> condescending</p>"}