{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Just saw something like \"Jessica Alba is an American actress and businesswoman\" and it's like, you wouldn't describe a guy who...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/656029010357272576/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://millievfence.tumblr.com/post/656025819668512769/jessica-alba-nominally-runs-honest-company\" target=\"_blank\">millievfence</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"/post/656025225720381440/\" target=\"_blank\">kontextmaschine</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/poipoipoi-2016/656024655355953152\" target=\"_blank\">poipoipoi-2016</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"/post/656024034518106112/\" target=\"_blank\">kontextmaschine</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Just saw something like &ldquo;Jessica Alba is an American actress and businesswoman&rdquo; and it&rsquo;s like, you wouldn&rsquo;t describe a guy who fixes pipes and took the money from that to buy a house as &ldquo;a plumber and real estate investor&rdquo;, would you?</p></blockquote><p>I mean, that description might be where I&rsquo;d put Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson, and possibly Eva Longoria.  The business interests are what they very much do now ever since they were extremely relevant when I was a child.  </p></blockquote><p>Paris Hilton <i>absolutely</i>. She came from a clan of capitalwielders (weird parallel of the day: just like Osama bin Laden) and I&rsquo;d argue her course as a celebrity was something she was doing as a businesswoman.</p></blockquote><p>Jessica Alba nominally runs Honest Company, although my understanding is that the actual founder is someone else who has a history of finding celebrities to be the public founders of his work.</p></blockquote>\n<p>I once heard the inventors of the George Foreman Grill talk about how they brought George Foreman on (he wasn&rsquo;t the first celebrity they reached out to, they liked his commercials for the Meineke muffler shop chain)</p><p>And how much work he put into making it happen, any random trade show or ass-nowhere drive-time radio host would be willing to have a celebrity make an appearance and pitch something a bit, and he did that <i>constantly</i> all over the country for <i>years </i>before it caught. </p>"}