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The “Fire Mommy” is Sara Boone you piss slurping retard

Anonymous asked:

The “Fire Mommy” is Sara Boone you piss slurping retard

kontextmaschine:

Who the fuck is Sara Boone?

Oh, the fire chief? “Oh, waah, waah, I immerse myself in the official statements of fire suppression professionals and extrapolate from that to think society is improperly obsessed with fire suppression!” Dipshit.